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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do men want to suck dick?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

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So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

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Next, they tried...

Still no good.

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Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

No way

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Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

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