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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:39

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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